An incompetent 12-year-old con artist and self-appointed leader of the Eds, Eddy is a complete sucker for jawbreakers at the local candy store. He dislikes school and goes to any length to scam the other kids for money, even at the expense of his friends' credibility. His report card labels him a megalomaniac. Because he is short, he has something of an inferiority complex.

It is usually Eddy's swaggering over-confidence that causes the failure of Double D's plans. Eddy has a love affair with money, and was driven insane when he had no one to scam when everyone else was under quarantine for chickenpox. He loves his retro styled room, with a lava lamp, a large round king-sized bed, and a record player, next to which can be seen a Tom Jones or a Barry White record. His room also includes a disco ball. Eddy is mostly seen commanding the two "Eds" into doing all the work, while he just slacks off.