Interviews

Matthew:Yes were here with Sir scam himself, Eddy!!!

Matthew:Welcome Eddy How are you

Eddy: Do I get paid??

Matthew:Yeah Sure.............. Whatever Now...

Matthew:Why do you scam people just for quaters why not three dolaars or something??

Eddy:Because me and the guys only want jawbreakers!!!!

Matt: I see that..

Matt: Why do all your scams fail?

Eddy:They don't fail!!! Ed just messes them up!

Matt:Ok.....How long have you liked nazz??

Eddy:Um... Who said I liked Nazz????? (Sweating)

Matt:Eddy we all know we watch all your episodes it's ok to say you do!

Eddy:let's move on ok????

Matt:sure

Matt:Were you always friends with the Ed's

Eddy:No, not until me and Lumpy(Ed)tried scamming Sock Head(Edd)

Eddy:then we became good friends

Matt:Ok one last question what's under Double D's Hat??

Eddy:Well it's auctuallyFressshhsh

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Matt:Today we have the smarts of everyone here today, please welcome Double D!!!

Matt:Thanks for being on the show Double D!

Edd:No Problem

Matt:Lets Start ok?

Edd:Fire Away

Matt: What Made you fall for Eddy's Bottemless Ed Scam???

Edd: I'm Not sure maybe that Ed was eating something thesize of a TV Set which intrgued me

Matt:I see

Matt:Now, what ever happened to your penpal Greta I think

Edd:When we shiped over to Rolf's Homeland we had some quarters with us I quickly dialed our parents up and had them come pick us up!

Matt:Wow, cool

Matt:Now, not to invade your privacy but after five seasons we still havent seen whats under your hat.... if it's to much to ask for could you tell us????

Edd: I prefer not to

Matt:thats alright but Why do you communcicate with your parents by sticky note

Edd:Well I don't see them reguarly so We thought by noticing sticky notes would be a good idea

Matt:ok

Matt:Well that's all the time we have thanks for joining us Double D

Edd:My pleasure

Matt:Goodnight Folks!

Matt:Hello Folks today with us we have the Mindless of them all Ed!!!!

Ed:GRAVY!

Matt:Nice to see you Ed

Ed:Hi!

Matt:Ed can you tell us why your sister beats on you?

Ed:It's her way of saying"I love you"

Matt:Ok

Matt:Why do you like butter toast and gravy alot

Ed:it's a habit

Matt:ok

Matt:What do you like a chickens?

Ed:Everything!!

Matt:We'll  have a gift for you at the end of the show

Ed:Yeah!!!!

Matt:Do you think it's fun making scams with Eddy and Double D??

Ed:Of Course ecspecially when Eddy smacks me against doors!It Tickles my brains!!!

Matt:What Brains??

Ed:Oh Yeah!!!(Laughs)

Matt:Well Ed it's the End of the show your gift is(drum roll) A Chicken!!!!

Ed:YEAH!!!! (Jumping off walls in excitment)

Matt:Well folk it's the End of the Show till Next Time See Ya!!!!

Niraj:Welcome to today's show, we have the supreme stylist JIMMY!!!

Jimmy:Hello!

Niraj:1st Question, why do you think of the Ed's???

Jimmy: One word, Savages

Niraj:Ok why are you friends with Sarah?

Jimmy:She's my personal bodyguard

Niraj:are you really that girly?

Jimmy:Not all the time just in some episodes

Niraj:Well that's all the time we have till next time see ya

Niraj:Hello Viewers Today we have with us today is the one with the nice bike, KEVIN!

Kevin:What's Up?

Niraj:Nothing

Niraj:Lets start what do you think ogf the Ed's?

Kevin:One word "DORKS"

Niraj:Ok

Niraj:Why don't you give some jawbreakers to the Ed's in a agreement to leave you alone??

Kevin:I should do that!

Kevin:I'll come back soon

Niraj: then that's our show till next time seeya!