So Ed-boys, what is round and costs a nickel? Yes, of course the
answer is the very same thing that's spherical, sweet and capable of
costing you your tooth enamel and also - to quote Rolf - 'glistening
with sugar like the sweat on Nanno's upper lip' (ack!) Yes, yes, yes
it's Jawbreakers ! But just what is it about those "mouth-watering
candied spheres" as Double D so aptly describes them that makes them
the centre of Ed, Edd n Eddy's universe?
Well of course for one thing they're candy (hey there's a big clue
there) and there aren't very many kids who don't go overboard for that,
especially in Peach Creek. And of course it's the whole Peach
Creek-Jawbreaker ratio that provides the driving force behind many of
the show's plots - the Eds want Jawbreakers, but they don't have the
cash to buy any and it only makes matters worse to see all the other
kids - who normally wouldn't give the Eds the steam off their porridge
let alone their precious candy - enjoying a seemingly endless supply.
Of course if that wasn't enough to make Eddy foam with envy he has to
live with the fact that Kevin, who lives next door, has a dad who works
at the Jawbreaker factory ... sometimes life's just not fair is it!
And speaking of injustice, isn't it a shame that Cartoon Network
has never licensed anyone to make Ed, Edd n Eddy Jawbreakers? C'mon
guys its crying out to be done - so please?
Another appealing thing where the Eds are concerned with
Jawbreakers is possibly their sheer size! They're a genuine mouthful
and when you only have a very limited income the cheaper it is and the
longer it lasts are the main parameters. Why blow your wad on a
nickel's worth of chocolate that's gone in seconds when you could be
slurping all afternoon?